Alison's Breast Cancer Diary
Feelings after diagnosis, surgery, and chemo-therapy

7 December - Reflecting
We were in Christchurch for Sheryl's husband's birthday party on 3 December.

Dear Sheryl:
I Hope you remember my big knockers that night....we were talking about breast cancer and I suggested you feel my breast and you said something like 'oh yuck go away' whatever.  Well sweetie pie that was your final opportunity to stroke your hand over my voluptuous and voluminous bosom because on
Tuesday the breast cancer specialist said 'well my, that's a mighty big lump - would you like a Mastectomy? or shall we just take 1/3rd of it away?

Who would have thought?  One day we are planning on finding a secretary and extending the house and the next day I am contemplating a big payout on trauma insurance and whether or not the insurance company will pay a benefit on my income protection insurance while I go on a 5 month body poisoning programme.

Well, I thought it was a pretty raw deal having Mum's funeral only two weeks ago to then learn that I have breast cancer.  Isn't that what other people get?

The operation is next Wednesday. The butcher is going to mutilate my breast and then I 'll start being poisoned after Christmas.  Hopefully they will remove everything and I will just get a lump sum to pay off a small portion of one of our many mortgages on one of our investment properties.  The surgeon said that with a tumour the size of mine there is a 70% probability that cancer will be in the lymph nodes - hi de hi.

My son pointed out that I will go bald and indeed I 'm starting to feel sorry for myself.  Yes at moments like these I have permission to.  Mind you a blonde wig could be fun.  Think of the money we will be saving by having natural Brazilians.

In conclusion I won't come down to Christchurch this side of Christmas.  I have no idea how long it takes to recover from serious breast mutilation.

Life goes on.  I have a financial report to write over the next few days.  Will be working on Thursday and Friday and next Tuesday.  That 'll be me done for the year.

Sheryl responded:
You are such a god writer oops that was Freudian, you should write a diary of this process your amazing sense of humour and great turn of phrase would make a book…At the very least it would be cathartic and selfishly I would like to read it. There is no way you are going to die. I simply will not permit it. I am not too sure about you in a long blonde wig. Unless of course you have Kinky Boots to go with it. Teehee.

Love etc.
Sheryl

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