// ============================================== // Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com // Free for all; but please leave in this header. // ============================================== var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! // Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! Quotation[0] = "\"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.\" Napoleon Bonaparte 1769-1821"; Quotation[1] = "\"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\" Rita Rudner, US comedian"; Quotation[2] = "\"The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.\" Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure"; Quotation[3] = "\"When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.\" Nicole Kidman, in The Scotsman"; Quotation[4] = "\"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.\" Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)"; Quotation[5] = "\"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.\" J. D. Salinger (1919-2010)"; Quotation[6] = "\"Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.\" Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)"; Quotation[7] = "\"The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them.\" Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)"; Quotation[8] = "\"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.\" Confucius (551BC-479BC)"; Quotation[9] = "\"This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.\" Hortense Calisher (1911-2009)"; Quotation[10] = "\"In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia.\" Robert Heinlen (1907-1988)"; Quotation[11] = "\"Be careful. With quotations, you can damn anything.\" Andre Malraux (1901-1976)"; Quotation[12] = "\"The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity. \" Kohn F Kennedy Speech in Indianapolis, April 12, 1959, 35th US president, 1961-1963 (B1917 - 1963) "; Quotation[13] = "\"Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.\" Margaret Thatcher (1925- )"; Quotation[14] = "\"I wish you well and so I take my leave, I pray you know me when we meet again.\" William Shakespeare (1564-1616)"; Quotation[15] = "\"The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.\" Mark Twain (1835-1910)"; Quotation[16] = "\"Any man who is not communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool.\" George Bernard Shaw (1856-1970)"; Quotation[17] = "\"Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.\" Jewish Proverb"; Quotation[18] = "\"You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.\" Warren Buffett (1930- )"; Quotation[19] = "\"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.\" Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"; Quotation[20] = "\"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.\" George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)"; Quotation[21] = "\"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?\" Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)"; Quotation[22] = "\"Communication - its the oil that keeps the team machine moving and you can never have enough of it.\" Brad Sugars"; Quotation[23] = "\"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.\" Aristotle (384BC-322BC)"; Quotation[24] = "\"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.\" Vincent T. Lombardi (1913-1970)"; Quotation[25] = "\"If you develop the habits of success, you will make success a habit\" Michael E Angier"; Quotation[26] = "\"My interest is in the future because I am to spend the rest of my life there.\" Charles Kettering (1876-1958)"; Quotation[27] = "\"We don't have the money so we will have to think.\" Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)"; Quotation[28] = "\"The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems.\" Arthur Koestler (1905-1983)"; Quotation[29] = "\"Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing, it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it!\" -Margaret Thatcher (1925- )"; Quotation[30] = "\"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.\" Jim Rohn (1930-2009)"; Quotation[31] = "\"There are opportunities to profit in all activities but success is dependent on timing and individual competence.\" Bob Jones"; Quotation[32] = "\"Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.\" David O. McKay (1873-1970)"; Quotation[33] = "\"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.\" General George S. Patton (1885-1945)"; Quotation[34] = "\"Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit.\" Conrad Hilton (1887-1979), Founder of Hilton Hotels"; Quotation[35] = "\"The purpose of learning is growth - and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.\" Mortimer J. Adler (1902-2001)"; Quotation[36] = "\"Investing is like growing trees - you do not keep pulling them out of the ground to check the roots\" unknown"; Quotation[37] = "\"Its not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at worst if he fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.\" Theodore Roosevelt in Paris at the Sorbonne in 1910"; Quotation[38] = "\"Opportunities sometimes come disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. You can start where you are. You're at this moment standing in the middle of opportunity. If you act on your dreams, you can live them.\" Unknown"; Quotation[39] = "\"It's been my observation that successful people get ahead during the time other people waste. Seize every opportunity to keep growing. The secret to becoming a learner - is to learn something new every day.\" Henry Ford (1863-1947)"; Quotation[40] = "\"Life insurance is like a parachute. If you don't have it when you need it, it's too late.\" John W. French Sr., Austin, Texas"; Quotation[41] = "\"The best way to predict your future is to create it\" Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)"; Quotation[42] = "\"If returns came out of history books, librarians would be the richest folks around\" Warren Buffett (1930- )"; Quotation[43] = "\"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable\" Economist John K Galbraith (1908-2006)"; Quotation[44] = "\"You must start with a positive attitude or you will surely end without one\" Carrie Latet"; Quotation[45] = "\"Many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up\" Thomas Edison (1847-1931)"; Quotation[46] = "\"If you would like to be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting\" Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)"; Quotation[47] = "\"Lack of money is the root of all evil\" George Benard Shaw (1856-1950)"; Quotation[48] = "\"Money frees you from doing the things that you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy\" Groucho Marx (1890-1977)"; Quotation[49] = "\"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.\" Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)"; Quotation[50] = "\"If I had my way, I would write the word 'insure' over every door of every cottage and upon the blotting pad of every public man, because I am convinced that, for a sacrifice that is conceivably small, families can be secured against catastrophes which otherwise would smash them forever.\" Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"; Quotation[51] = "\"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax\" Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"; Quotation[52] = "\"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin\" Mark Twain (1835-1910)"; Quotation[53] = "\"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step\" The Way of Lao-tzu. Chinese philosopher (604BC-531BC)"; // ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();